Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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