Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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