- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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