- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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