what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A seal walks into a club.

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