Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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i hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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ur gey

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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