Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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