- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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