- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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