- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's 9 + 10 19

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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