how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

You bumder!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Feminism

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

My Boyfriend

Poop

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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