What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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