A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Bitch

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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