- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

richard is fag

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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