- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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