Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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you give like i give lomain

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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