Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Black people in Camden NJ.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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