- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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