OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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haha

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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