why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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kk

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Your text.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Mahmy

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