- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Tony Romo

I'm HIV positive.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A jew enters a mall.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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