- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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