WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

I'm HIV positive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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