- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Wolfjob.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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