(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Julian Ha.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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