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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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