- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

my wife out of the kitchen

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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