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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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