What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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