Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

VITAMIN C!

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Anti Joke

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