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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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