What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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