- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Golf.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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