SUCK MY NUTS

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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