why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What is the name of the car? What

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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