- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Terraria

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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