- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

human centipede

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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