Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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