- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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