Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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