What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

I literally died laughing

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Women's Rights.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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