Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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