- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Women's rights.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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