so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Ily bae

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