what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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