- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

White men's rights

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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