- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Okay.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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