Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Sixty... eight

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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