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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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