- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Feminism.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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