- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

KOOKABURRA

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

The Colts this year.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

YOLO

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Women's rights.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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