- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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