Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

The Colts this year.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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