- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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