- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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