- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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