what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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