- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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