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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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