- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Guess what What

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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