what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Justin Beiber

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Anti Joke

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