Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Homo say what?

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Go away

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A shark ate your mom

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