What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Ross.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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