- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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