Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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