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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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