- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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