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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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