- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

The Princess is in another castle

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

black people

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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