- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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