Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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women's rights.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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