Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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