Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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