- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Jesus Christ

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Sloths

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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