- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

PIED NINNY!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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