- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

tea with milk?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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