- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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