- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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