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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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