- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Chris Bosh's neck

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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