- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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