What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why? Why not?

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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