- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Death by kayak

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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