- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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