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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

black chicken. kfc

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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