what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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