- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Irish sobriety

Pickles are powerful

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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