Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Major League Soccer

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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hi

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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