- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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