- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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