- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is funnier than 24 69

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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