knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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