What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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