The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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I literally died laughing

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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