- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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