- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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