Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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