- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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