- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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