- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's one plus one? two.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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