What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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