- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How would you rule?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

The cream, it is coming

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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