Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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