Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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