Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Democracy.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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