- Anti Joke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.