What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Your face is hilarious.

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