What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Fat people

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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One day a man walked into a wall

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