- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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