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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A woman wears a dress.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A woman wears a dress.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I had a lemon. hi.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A woman wears a dress.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.