- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking

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