"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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PENIS

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Robin, get in the car!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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