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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread