- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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