- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Racial equality.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

don't just stand there

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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