- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

lewis=cardiac

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Racial Equality

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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