- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

gingers

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Tony Romo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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