A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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