- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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