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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Daniel is a fag

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Oh, right

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Donald Trump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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