Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Trump will make America great again.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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The Princess is in another castle

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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