Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Whats brown and smells bad poo

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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