- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why can't jokes spit?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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