- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

If youre African, why are you white?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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