- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

hi michael

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Flowers are colors Love me

run farther?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Your mother is average.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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