- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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