- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two women were sitting quietly.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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