why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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