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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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