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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's 1+1? 69.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

That's illegal What? Your mom

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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