Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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