- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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