- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Fine, ladies first.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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