What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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