A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

miha kako si?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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