A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Please ignore this statement.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

batman has diarrhea

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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