Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Chlamydia

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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