Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what's black and can't swim?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

whats brown and booky a book.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Sam Hengal.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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