- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Please don't shoot me

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me