- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock knock come in.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Bob Saget

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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