- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are flowers.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I am very humble.

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