- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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