- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

you see theres this guy.

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