A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Women's rights.

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69

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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The New York Giants

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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