Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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the lemon was sweet.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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