Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What does? 42

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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