- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's your guys names?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Where's my baby??

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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