Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A cat playing laser tag.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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