- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Its true, he didnt write that!!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock Knock Come in

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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