why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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