Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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