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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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