- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

salad days!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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