- Anti Joke

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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