What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

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