- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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