- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

alert("Hello");

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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