Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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