roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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