Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Jordan is pregant

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Anti Joke

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