Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

nothing

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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