Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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