- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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