A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

sucks Syntax...

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

what is orange? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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