Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

tim has no humor

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

haha black people :D

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