- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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