How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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