- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Joesph Triphook.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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