- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

eoin burgin is fat

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

sure!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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