- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I asked her where you were.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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