- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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